Top 8 Reasons (who has time for 10?) Why We Joined the MOMS Club
Reason #8
You talked to the girl at the McDonald’s drive-thru for twenty minutes just to get some adult conversation.
Reason #7
In effort to socialize your child, you’ve taken out a second mortgage to pay for all the Gymboree and music classes.
Reason #6
You’re more excited than the kids when you hear “Daddy’s Home!”
Reason #5
You’re no longer responsible for what you will do if one more person asks, “Aren’t you bored staying at home?”
Reason #4
The last novel you read was The Rainbow Fish (and you were on the edge of your seat ‘til the bitter end).
Reason #3
You’re beginning to think The Backyardigans is the best drama on TV.
Reason #2
The five ugliest words in the English language: “I have to work late.”
Reason #1
You’ve found yourself singing The Wiggles songs in your spare time (and you like them).